domingo, 30 de diciembre de 2012

CAFÉ 103 DE 365: CÓMO SEDUCIR A UNA DAMA, SIENDO UN FRIKAZO

Why Women Prefer Airplanes to Men



via @luisjoujr

Why Women Prefer Airplanes to Men
-Airplanes can be turned off when you don't wish to fly.
-An airplane doesn't "let down" before it's time.
-With an airplane, size matters.
-An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
-Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
-Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
-Airplanes don't come with drinking buddies.
-Airplanes eventually stop whining.
-Airplanes don't use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
-Airplanes know what a final approach is.
-Airplanes don't mind if you position and hold.
-In an airplane a soft field landing isn't a disappointment.
-Airplanes don't mind if you'd rather just cuddle.
-Only toy airplanes run by remote control.

also: Why aircrafts are better than wives

Tres anuncios de Desigual ¿polémicos?

Pues tampoco veo el motivo para que levanten tanta polémica... juzgad vosotros mismos después de verlos
La que se quiere tirar a su jefe

La que se quiere fugar de España

La que no sabe como presentar su novia a sus padres

jueves, 20 de diciembre de 2012

¡Ya soy tío!

Ella es Alba,y ella y la madre están genial  . Y no tengo problema en reconocer que como tío, se me cae la baba con ella.


martes, 11 de diciembre de 2012

LOS RUSOS TAMBIEN LLEGARON A LA LUNA - Documental

Cosas que ver con calma...
En los años 60 la Union Sovietica en su carrera espacial con Estados Unidos, desarrollo un programa de investigacion ultrasecreto para construir y lanzar un vehiculo controlado a control remoto desde la Tierra para obtener imagenes y muestras de la Luna. Esta es la historia de el Programa Lunojov.

Más info en la Wikipedia http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programa_Lunojod









lunes, 10 de diciembre de 2012

Difference between "Complete" and "Finished"..



No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" I say no more !!!

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes..


jueves, 6 de diciembre de 2012