Why Women Prefer Airplanes to Men

via @luisjoujr

Why Women Prefer Airplanes to Men

-Airplanes can be turned off when you don't wish to fly.
-An airplane doesn't "let down" before it's time.
-With an airplane, size matters.
-An airplane takes gas, a man passes it.
-Airplanes can be overhauled when the engine sputters.
-Airplanes do not perform over-gross.
-Airplanes don't come with drinking buddies.
-Airplanes eventually stop whining.
-Airplanes don't use drag, thrust, wait and balance as a checklist.
-Airplanes know what a final approach is.
-Airplanes don't mind if you position and hold.
-In an airplane a soft field landing isn't a disappointment.
-Airplanes don't mind if you'd rather just cuddle.
-Only toy airplanes run by remote control.

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