ZAPATERINGLISSSS

Berlusconi, Sarkozy and Zapatero went for a job interview in Brussels.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence
in English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW"

Berlusconi was the first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN
grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK Day."

Sarkozy was the next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and
in the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."

Last one was Zapatero:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN...
GREEN..., I PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!"