Fwd: Why airplanes are better than wives

via @luisjoujr

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No he podido dejar de compartirlo con vosotros xD.

> Why airplanes are better than wives:
> - Airplanes have strict weight and balance requirements
> - Airplanes dont care how many airplanes you have flown
> - Airplanes dont mind if you look at other airplanes or buy airplane magazines
> - Airplanes can be turned on with the flick of a switch
> - Airplanes will kill you quick women take their time
> - Airplanes come with manuals
> - Airplanes wont get mad if you fly your friends airplane
> - Airplanes dont care if you're late
> - Airplanes dont make you wear a rain coat before entering
> - Airplanes are cheaper in the long run